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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:53

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

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Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!